#FaceApp meets the #Sportsbiz

They were the future once

Brexit voting former prison guard

Bitter former advertising creative, whose agency sold up but he didn't have equity.

Former sports broadcaster, now available to open fetes in Hampshire area

Workman-like box to box midfielder in the Huddersfield team of the late 1950s. Runs pub.

Disgraced former Minister for Business and Entrepreneurship

Bassist in jazz fusion four piece which disbanded acrimoniously. Now tours solo.

Made billions, nobody quite sure how. Pays taxes offshore.

Genial maths teacher whose clothes were found on the beach in 1987. Resurfaced in Nairobi 20 years later.